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Three Little Pigs
Posted On 2010-09-02 , 5:24 PM
Subject: 6 yr old, Three pigs
This is really cute. When you ask a six year old a question, you never know what the answer will be!
Three Pigs
This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically.
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read, “…and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'”
The teacher paused then asked the class, “And what do you think the man said?”
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly, “I think the man would have said, 'Well, I'll be damned!! A talking pig!'”
The teacher had to leave the room!
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A Trip to Costco
Posted On 2010-09-02 , 5:23 PM
A TRIP TO COSTCO
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina Dog chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Costco won't let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends...... it will be their Laugh for the day!!!
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New Gallery Items
Posted On 2010-08-31 , 2:54 PM
Well I finally started adding some new pics on the Gallery page showing how Agnes creates her incredible gourd art we call Agnnetts. Make sure you check these out under the title "The Birthing of an Agnnett". I think after viewing these photos you will have a little better understanding of the care and effort Agnes takes when creating one of her gourd art characters or items. I especially enjoy "Behind the Scenes with Agnes" that also shows some of the very unique Agnnett characters she has created. And yes, you can always send her an email for special requests. So, take a look and have fun enjoying the "Birthing of an Agnnett". I hope to soon include a video on You Tube shortly, so stay tuned.
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Agnnetts Are HERE!
Posted On 2010-08-27 , 10:11 PM
 As promised, the Agnnetts are here! Click the picture to go see the wonderful world of gourd crafts by our newest crafter, Agnes. I think you will be amazed. I'm also working on a series of photos for the gallery page to show the "birth" of an Agnnett. I hope all will be interested in how Agnes creates these magnificent one-of-a-kind gourd art.
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RSS Feed
Posted On 2010-08-27 , 10:09 PM
Now you can subscribe to our RSS feed and receive updates on all our blog entries and keep tabs on what's going on at MLP (Mountain Life Products). We hope you will subscribe and keep in touch. Just another way to stay in touch with all our friends.
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